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A wanabe from Fordyce that has too much time on his hands.
Listen up HO I am the ultimate wanabe
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There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer.
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
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An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.
John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.
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Is when a man or (woman with a strap on) screws a woman in the vagina during her peak dialation of giving birth. The woman is concentrated in pushing the baby and penis or (strap-on) out.
Bertha and I enjoyed the ultimate pushout last night as her water broke and gave birth to Johnny.
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Watching not just multiple episodes of the same show in a row, but the ENTIRE SERIES in a very short period of time. This is especially done before the show's finale, in order to catch up quickly before the conclusion.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you ready for the season finale of LOST?"
Dude #2: "No, I've never watched that show."
Dude #1: "Oh man, you gotta catch up! This will require some ultimate powerdisking!!"
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The name given to a dog when he/her has sex with the president
Dog: sexes president
President: you're really an Ultimate Ash
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being the stand out dumbass of the crew. Doing some task that no one approves of that makes you seem very odd and out of place.
Chris: After basketball, i am going to buy some frozen yogurt and count all the things i love in life
Everyone else: You are the most ultimate gypsy
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