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This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.
As an uncle searcher, I found my friend's Uncle Sam, who had been missing for over 20 years. I am now a national hero, running for President in 2020.
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Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”
I’m a currently in the back of uncle Ags van.
Watch out for Uncle Ag Son
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The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”
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This is a method used by a former girlfriend/boyfriend to end a relationship. This method involves the ex partner asking an Uncle to call and end a long term relationship over the telephone.
" My friend and his girlfriend and got in an argument.....24 hours later her Uncle calls him and informs him that the relationship with his niece is OVER...... He got the Uncle Dump."
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A Scotsman who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the English man" including betray his own people
Today’s Uncle Tam doesn’t wear a kilt or carry a claymore. This modern, twenty first century Uncle Tam'as now often wears a suit and tie. He’s usually well-dressed and well-educated. He’s often the personification of culture and refinement. The twenty first century Uncle Tam'as sometimes speaks with an Oxford or Cambridge accent. Sometimes he is known as Sir or Lord. This new Uncle Tam'as is a professional Jock —by that I mean his profession is being a Jock for the English man.
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Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )
Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."
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Someone who is usually married to Aunt Mom, and related to cousin Grandma. Incest is usually cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Man, little Jimmy looks like a mongloid. He has seven fingers and three toes on each of his flipper feet. I hear his family tree doesn't fork."
Girl in school: "That's not funny. His Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad love him very much."
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