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A friendship bond between Vladomir & Allison, 2 crazy people in my business class. (Note: Vladomir likes to eat babies & touch cats!)
"Vladomir & Allison are good friends. Talk about an unholy union."
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A small, private liberal arts college in the Napa Valley with around 1,500 students. Known for its 100% acceptance rate into Loma Linda University, and its prestigious reputation in academics, leading to its high rankings by U.S. News and World Report.
The students here are generally very motivated, and the ladies are very attractive. A high percentage of girls here are sluts who can be banged quite easily. There are lots of asians, latinos and whites. Not so many blacks.
I met this girl in at the bar, she was really hot, but wouldn't say much. After we finally got talking, we went and had the night of our lives! She went to Pacific Union College.
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originaly from Star Wars: BattleFront. It's equivilent to Bernie Kosar's hotness in word form.
StarsWars Guy: You MUST destroy the techno union ship!
Other Dude: Fuck You! The techno union ship is HOT.
Andrew & Alex: * Chink Dancing & Singing*: IM A TECHNO UNION SHIP, YOUR A TECHNO UNION SHIP, WERE ALL TECHNO UNION SHIPS!!!!!!
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Small co-ed prep school in New Hampshire with a rigorous academic program, accessible, caring teachers and fantastic arts and athletic programs. Sure, it's not Deerfield or Middlesex, Choate or even Exeter, but it's a quality education in a much smaller, much less competitive environment where snobbiness and bitchiness doesn't rule the day. KUA is a place where you can feel like you are part of a family, NOT a place where hazing is cool and sexual harrassment by the asshole hockey team is regarded as the shit. If you want to attend a school where you can "keep it real", be challenged and find yourself, KUA is for you.
"hey, you seem like a pretty well rounded dude with a good moral compass and good head on your shoulders, who's not into the intense pressure to keep up academically and socially at some dick of a preppie prep school!" "Yeah, I go to Kimball Union Academy, and it's all good!"
"That Canadian guy who had such harsh words for KUA must have been rejected or was expelled-what a loser!!!"
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A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.
Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.
Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.
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The North American Union is the event that will make thousands of American, Canadians and Mexicans shit their pants to the point of no return.
It will make Mexico, The US and Canada into one giant country, with one currency called the Amero and open borders allowing all citizens of the three countries to travel, live and work freely in either land. Very much like the European Union. Some ignorant people think of this North American Union as a myth, but then again, the European Union was a ¨myth¨ too and see what happened?.
¨The North American Union sure made things alot easier for the goverment to know everything about its citizens! Did you get your RFID chip implanted in your arm yet? I did along with my National ID and a 10 Ameros cuppon to buy food at Mexicamericanada Mart! ROFL¨
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1. Where Alex goes to urinate.
2. The most hilarious joke in the world.
Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.
The Jew: God Peter's stupid.
Liam: fap fap fap
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