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A vampire from the legendary Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying game that for some reason completely pwns. In the Miniatures game, he moves fast and hits hard, while looking extremely badass. Copyrighted by Wizards of the Coast.
"I am Count Strahd von Zarovich, the Vampire! Muahahaha!"
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A Chad Von Tundercock is nucearcrab084, if you ever meet him, say hi Chad Von Thundercock, as anyone with this name can destroy the universe
Hey did you see that Mark guy?
Yea, he was such a Chad Von Thundercock.
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The act of inserting your own index finger into your ass crack to achieve a high level of ass stink then sneaking up behind your best friend and rubbing your finger under his nose to transfer your ass stink onto his upper lip.
After soccer practice, Bobby came up behind me and gave me the fucking nastiest Baron Von Stink Finger ever. I just about threw up.
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the best known person on the Earth, if you ever see this person your probably hallucinating or passing out of her pire awesomeness
the mighty katherine von fintel
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he is the sexiest man alive and his bright blue eyes will make you fall in love with him. He is strong, Healthy, Intelligent and loveable. He is caring and trustable. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will treat her really good. He will go to the gym every day. he is fast and loves athletics. He will have a great job and will earn lots of money.
Carl-Dominik Von Harrach
A man who freed Mongolia from Chinese occupation. He was a Buddhist and a very zealous one indeed. He was anti-communist. He did lots of good for Mongolia such as developing public transportation. Unfortunately, many have portrayed him in bad light.
That guy is just like Roman von Ungern-Sternberg.
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While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
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