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Anyone who is considered bad with women.
From the book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Girl - So you're single?
Guy - I prefer 'vaginally-challenged'
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Over-confidence or arrogance about one's sexual abilities. See the song "WAP" by Cardi B.
Examples of vaginal hubris:
"Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy"
"Pussy A1 just like his credit"
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Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
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A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.
Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?
No what about him?
Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?
Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
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artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era female pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for female musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of male musicians if the estrogen level is deemed beyond the “Seminal Trappings” term assigned to the same music.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
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An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.
ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.
Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."
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The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!
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