Waxing the Yukon

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.

Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.

Wax and wash

While performing Anal sex, Ejaculate inside of your partner. Then Urinate inside of the vagina to clean off.

I took my girlfriend to the bedroom for a Wax and Wash.

Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

The Wax Cast

Before a sloppy blowjob take sticks of lipstick and pop em in your mouth then give that phallic member a good succ when you are done pull out the cast of that dick you sucked and use it for a romantic date

I just gave that guy The Wax Cast in the bathroom.

Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

Flange Wax

This is cockney rhyming slang for flapjacks

"yummm, this flange wax tastes like my mum's!"

Pussy Waxing

Pussy Waxing: a woman sitting in a bald man’s head, letting it penetrate her, making her pussy juice wax his head.

I heard that Jolene did that new thing called Pussy Waxing with Mr. Clean last night.