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Kevin: Hippity hoppity women are property.
Kevin: Get it? Because woman is a synonym for property?
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Woman are the unneeded part of the human race. gender. Everything that is "exclusive to women" really is about men. Let's look at some examples. The first one is woman/women. If you look deeper, woman/women is just a super long and annoying way of saying man. Next is femenist. Do you see the men in it? Lastly, you have menstruate. The first three letters say it all. Additionally, there's a reason why woman make less money than men. They are just worse.
That woman is mine.
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Species of MAN that's sole purpose is child rearing and making sandwiches. Divorce is imminent if sandwiches are not delicious, or children are ugly.
Man: I need a sandwich.
Husband: Ask my Sandwich Maker.
Man: BITCH, SANDWICH NOW.
Woman: Yes Sir.
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That hoe gave me an ugly-ass baby. I ditched her on the street corner and threw divorce papers on her face in the puddle.
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A girl that lives in the kitchen and makes sandwiches for gamer boys
The woman : OH gamer boy what do you want today
Gamer boy: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!
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one who makes robots into women.
That Roy is a real womananizer, his basement is full of parts.
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A song sung/performed by Britney Spears. This song has a particularly awful chorus but a pretty sweet music video.
Jill: Did you hear that "Womanizer" is going to be Britney's first single off her new album, 'Circus?'
Mike: Whatever. I don't even like her.
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WOE + MAN = WOMAN (singular)
WOE + MEN = WOMEN (plural)
The definitive definition of Woman/Women. Beats all other definitions in that it describes the obvious in so few words.
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