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Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"
Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow
Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake
Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....
Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski
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a fuckin sick nasty band from 44th street north caroline who like to play real good stuff
"have you heard of Jane Wakes The Deceased?"
"no"
"oh, they play real good stuff"
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To repeatedly fire a .50 caliber weapon (such as the .500s&w, .50BMG, 50-70, .50AE etc) in the air several times to wake somebody up or get their attention much like Richard Machowicz when he fires his .50 caliber weapons on the badass tv show "Future Weapons".
*Kyle and Joe at the shooting range*
Joe: kyle!
kyle: ...........
Joe: KYLE!!!
kyle:........
Joe: *fires desert eagle 4 times*
kyle: ahhh!! what is it!!
Joe: apparently you needed a mack wake up to get your attention.
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A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.
I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!
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Dru is one third of the band The Midnight Beast, he is largely overlooked as a member of the band due to Stefan and Ash's supreme fitness, but nonetheless he is still there however much we try to pretend he's not.
He has revealed a troubled life as a child, hinting at it in several songs before finally releasing 'Daddy' which shows the true extent of his pain, the lack of a father figure in his life may have led to his actions in the song 'Walk With Us' although this cannot be proven. He may also have an alcohol problem, relating to this.
Despite this he seems to be leading a rather successful life and has some how taught himself the drums and thinks he can rap.
Someone: Mate, Midnight Beast are like da best band evaa
Also Someone: IKR, Booty Call is well funneh
Someone: Shame 'bout dat Dru Wakely doe caz the rest of dem are peng.
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Girls party or social event between the ages of 11-16 where you stay over for the night at a friend's house. It usually involves getting to sleep well past midnight with large quantities of junk food followed by profound moodiness the following day due to sleep deprivation
Hannah was really miserable on Sunday. I think it was because she had very little sleep at Holly's Wake Over
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In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!
Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
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