If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
The art of female masturbation.
Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.
From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.
a hair extention, weave, or wig made or attatched to one's head without the help from a paid professional.
"Nah, her hair is hella bootsie. with her boot legged weave"
Describe that ur impressed. Ex. When ur getting a “wow” breeze so hard that ur wig snatch’s.
Me: *watch’s a SPECTACULAR show*
Also me: Dammmmmmn....my wig snatched..!
(Weaves snatched)