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weed

a drug for losers who will never get a job or succede in life.

Also commonly associated with wiggers who think living in the ghetto and hurting people/stealing cars is "DA bomb mah Homiez word dawg!!

oh man im such a loser im gonna buy an illegal substance because im to much of a coward to solve my own problems so im gonna run away from them all by killing my lungs and taking away my abilty to exercise without constantly coughing.

by burning_arc June 27, 2004

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Weed

The best damn thing in the world

Let's go smoke some gud weed

by alexjk2004 October 7, 2017

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weed

A kitchen utensil used like a sieve. Best implemented for drainage of cooked vegetables, or getting rid of lumps in flour.

Me: "Weed those vegetables and tea will be ready in 2 minutes".

Jay: "OK, I'm bare hungry".

by Thomas Anderton November 23, 2005

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weed

Itโ€™s a plant dat gets u fucked! Wn eva u feel stressed out & shit, go 2 a shotta & buy a packet of bennerz & cotch.

Fuk der gretz! Smoke sum real shit!

Always hve munchiez on u b4 u bun, lyk a packet ov skittles or a fizzy drink (fanta).

If u dnโ€™t no ow 2 roll upโ€ฆ dnโ€™t bva tryn! Cz youโ€™ll fuk up!

It moongs u out & makes u feel num n shit! WIKED FEELINโ€™! J

God gve da plant so y nt smke it?

Brv... Friday ws BIG! Dat ws sum gd shit man! Brv! Wre da fuk u gt weed lyk dat 4rm? U SIK MAN!

by rizwaan latif April 14, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

ppl who do this drug are losers. they have no life and no future yet they talk about it like its what ppl need to survive.anyone who is cought smoking weed should be imprisoned for life.if ur angry about what i wrote, then ur a pothead.

weed smokers are complete idiots.

by LP halodrummer May 1, 2005

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weed

weed is the only thing i can think of (besides other drugs) that can turn an honors student into a druggie dropout. If you want to escape your problems for a few hours, workout, drink, sleep, cut, run, swim, mastrabate, or watch pirated movies on the internet. Ive tried drugs and if your a newby and never got high, dont do it. just dont. get drunk or do something constructive like workout. honestly dont.

friend after summer: dude, i got high on weed.

me: didnt you apply to harvard and got accepted???

Frend: ya but i just wanna do drugs.....

me: try workn out... it gets you buff not high....

friend: loser.

me: ok but in 5 years say that

by DONT DO DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!! November 20, 2009

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weed

a plant which ppl smoke to get high. anyone who smokes this is a fucking retarted asshole. destroys most of your brain cells until your a drooling, braindead, fucking, idiot. peopl think its very cool and they HAVE to do it. when i see someone smoking weed because they think its cool, i want to punch them hard, in the neck.

Braindead asshole #1- yo, lets smoke weed yo.

Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.

by ยฟjesusman? August 11, 2006

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