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oh hey is the weiner sandwich coming tonight?
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what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.
how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.
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1) Dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of New York's finest hot dog stands. Purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of LSD.
2) A prank involving the steeping of one's weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. Often garnished with one stray pube. Principally served over ice in the southern United States.
Example #1:
A bum hobbles up to a New York hot dog stand, cold and hungry. In his hand he is counting out change.
"Hey brother, can you spare a dog? I've only got 45 cents. Can you front me?"
The stand owner looks the bum up and down skeptically.
"Are you crazy? If I sold my dogs for 45 cents I'd be as homeless as you!" The man takes another look at the bum and sighs.
"I'll tell you what I can do for you. You look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so I can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. How's about that?"
Example #2:
A group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. One man holds a mug with steam rising into the air.
"Man, it sure was nice of John to make me this cup of tea. I always thought he didn't like me!"
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When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.
I was sitting at the olive garden and they served me a complete weiner salad!
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When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.
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