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The best mammal on Earth, can destroy an entire steel block with 3 bazookas, and can give shaggy 1000 years of death twice in a 1v1.
The Bazooka Whale is the best creature known to man.
"She's had so many kids, she's got a fanny like a whales lug"
A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.
-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...
Leaving a fat bird naked on her back on the floor after refusing to fuck her due to her disgruntled blubber.
Good shout- you just left her there like a disgruntled whale
Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.
A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.
Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale
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where whales make passionate meaningful whale love to eachother for 6 hours 32 minutes and 6 seconds all while singing the love of satan
in the whale den the narwals fucked hardcore on the whale table
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