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Field Hockey- One of the Best Sports Out there.. For the Absoulute Hottest!! Girls!!
A sport that takes speed, endurance and perseverance, to score a goal, YES!!.. IT IS HOCKEY!!.. just on the FIELD.. (FIELD HOCKEY), WITH SIMILAR rules..WITH similar sticks, and no the Girls are NOT Lesbians..THEY work hard and during conditioning they practice every single minute of every single day..
For Field Hockey Players there is NO OFF SEASON
Field Hockey players are #1, and it is ONE of the BEST SPORTS out there!!
So if you date a Field Hockey player (girl) DON'T ever let her go!!
AND AGAIN THE GIRLS ARE NOT LESBIANS.. THEY'RE STRAIGHT!!
AND JV. AND VARSITY FIELD HOCKEY ARE AWESOME !!
FIELD HOCKEY....
Hockey has long been the domain of Asian countries. European and North American countries have never been too keen on that sport, although some European countries do indulge in the game. For those of you who do not know much about the game, it comprises two teams of eleven players each. There is a small hard disc known as the puck, which the players have to manoeuvre into the opponent's goal post using their hockey sticks. The goalkeeper has to try his best to save the goal and thereby prevent the opponent team from scoring. Each team has the objective of making the maximum number of goals within a specified time limit, which is the duration of the match.
Kinds of HOCKEY:
Hockey today, is just not restricted to the regular game played on a grassy field or an artificial tuft. There are various kinds or versions of hockey that people play these days. The other types of hockey, which are quite popular, are.
• Ice hockey
• Roller hockey
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What the goddam americans call hockey!
American: hockey whats that? i know of ice hockey. Could you name a surface.
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The best sport ever created. Played mostly by girls. Guys wish they could play. The uniforms are awesome most of the time. The goalies are courageous and some look like they are on steroids. The stick actually doesn't look like a hockey stick that much it is shaped like a "J". The balls are big (That's what she said) and solid. It is easy to get injured but the players are so damn fine that they don't care.
when people say they are going to play the best sport ever immeditaly assume they mean field hockey
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noun.
variations: Hockeymom
Complete opposite of a Soccermom. A Hockey mom takes only her kid to hockey practice and let the neighbor's kid walk because he is on the other team.
The Hockey mom uses the following tactics to ensure her kid plays well:
- big breakfasts consisting of a lot of cooked animals
- threatens to beat her kid if he does not score a goal (or lets a goal in, if the kid is a goalie)
- yells at her kid to score when at the game
- yells profanities at the other players
The Hockey mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)
The Hockey mom carries these interesting traits:
- will cut off any SUV sporting a "IM A SOCCERMOM" bumper sticker
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty blonde with long hair parted in the middle
- wears tight levi's jeans from ther high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and coke
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in high school. He inherited the farm and his mom was also a hockey mom.
Totally opposite of Soccermom: See Soccermom
Johnny: Hey! Those two women are fighting!
Billy: That ain't no women, those are our moms!
Johnny: damn, dude, my mom just beat the shit out of your mom!
Billy: That's cause my mom is a Soccermom
Johnny: Yeah, and my mom is a Hockey mom
Billy (sobbing): yeah....
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This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!
Sara wanted to do it, but she wasn't hot at all so I screwed her hockey style.
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A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!
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some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.
you know whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? lipstick
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