Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.
A definition can’t define him but he’s one of the realist person you’ll ever meet!
“Dad, I want to be Woody Ah Fuu when I grow up”.
A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener
My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener
A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched
Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!
when you take a viagra and ecstacy at the same time obviously for sexual reasons
Mario : Man these pills are kinda downers not sure if I'm gunna be able to get up....if you know wut I mean
Daved: why don't you just woody flip
something that is woody, while also being sweet.
Damn girl, your ass is woody sweet.
Dude, you gotta smoke some of this. It's woody sweet.
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