Fuck you, that's how!

The appropriate response to any and all irritating, stupid or outright pointless questions revolving around how something came to be. Not to be confused with "Fuck you, that's why!"...

When asked... "How did you do that?!"

Immediately and forcefully respond with...."FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW!"

or

When asked..."How do I use this?"

Respond with..."Fuck you, that's how!"

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The Fuck You Want

1. What to say when someone that you have not communicated with in a long time contacts you randomly.

2. What to say to that person that you had it out with and they contact you like nothing ever happened.

Michelle: Hey Amanda, Whats up girl? Wanna hang tonight?

Amanda: The fuck you want??

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fuck you siri

what you say to your iphone

you: nearest mcbdonalds
siri: donald duck is a charater from a childrens television show
you: fuck you siri

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Fuck You Muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa

A phrase used in the Hangover by a Homosexual Asian man

You gave us the wrong Doug this Doug is Black
Fuck You Muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa

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fuck you kitty

When your cat does anything other than what you want it to.

you: "here, kitty, kitty."

your cat: (ignores you and starts licking it's ass)

you:"fuck you kitty"

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fuck you mean

A shortened form of "What the fuck do you mean?", largely used when the person using the phrase takes a comment in a negative way.

"I'm just sayin' man, yo momma good in bed."
"Fuck you mean, man?"

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hey fuck you!

a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win

Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!

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