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The thing you say when someone is trying to play a browser game and he can't play it because "the servers are down".
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL
Person 1:Bro i can't play this browser game
Person 2:Clean Your Fucking Cache CTRL+SHIFT+DEL
On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.
Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?
Girl: Your my ex!
Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.
Girl : I mean you do give good dick.
Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day