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The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.
Dylan
a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.
i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.
literally the best person in the world. sweet, caring, funny, a little stupid, but in general such a great person!!! has lots of golden retriever boy vibes and is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
“omg! made a new best friend yesterday”
“ugh, don’t say you’re about to talk about dylan again”
Dylan is an annoying pain in the ass. He’s always in everyone’s business even when he has nothing to do with anything. He’s funny but really irratating. (sorry too lazy to write more)
person 1: Dylan is annoying
person 2: yes ik
the absolute most handsome guy you will meet. he is caring, smart, good looking, and has very soft hair. if u find urself a dylan never let go of him. hes a keeper.
my boyfriend dylan is the best!