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kobe bryant

greatest basketball player of ALL time

KOBE BRYANT. 81. that's all you need to know.

by skippy. August 23, 2006

128πŸ‘ 196πŸ‘Ž


Kobe Bryant

Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.

"Hey man, who is that player with 4 NBA championships?" "Oh, thats Kobe Bryant."

by PsychoShane April 3, 2010

36πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


kobe bryant

Kobe Bryant is known for many, many, many things, positives and negatives. Let's start with the negatives; He unintentionally forced the only other thing the Lakers had going for them out the door, in Shaq. In doing so, he also forced Phil Jackson out too and Phil wrote a book about how uncoachable Kobe really is. Lastly, and frankly the most negative thing about Kobe, he got away with a rape trial in Colorado. But seriously, the NBA is a bunch of thugs, that could have been anyone.

Now let's move to his positives, on the court. He is the most gifted player in the league right now and will continue to be until there is no more motivation left for him. Phil Jackson contradicted himself and returned to coach the "uncoachable Kobe." The thing you have to realize about Kobe is his willingness to win, whether it be him taking 25+ shots a game or scoring 10 points and 12 assists. He is the most diverse player in the game and is a grandfather now of all aspects of the game. People who sit down and appreciate what he does ON the court will see how he makes those precision behind-the-back passes and those textbook baseline fade aways. His offensive game is unmatched in today's NBA, he has range from anywhere on the floor, he has court vision, he has flawless speed and vertical and lastly he has the presence of mind for any situation in a basketball game.

"Oh my goodnees, that was a KOBE bryant three!"

"Oh shit, Kobe has done it again..."

"Kobe dropped 81...thats unheard of in today's game"

by MCFLYY March 9, 2007

66πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Kobe Bryant

1. God reincarnated

Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.

by Cmoneyman May 16, 2006

112πŸ‘ 193πŸ‘Ž


Kobe Raets

Kobe Raets is the cutest boy in the world

He has a big di-
And is very nice

Girl1: Omg is that Kobe Raets?!
Girl2: yeah that’s my boyfriend
Girl1: lucky

by Non-binary.Arse March 12, 2022


the kobe byrant

a girl sets up and spreads her legs in any way she wants to across the room, meanwhile the guy blindfolds himself and yells "KOBE", runs towards the girl hoping to insert his penis inside her vagina or anus
2points for the vagina
3 points for the anus

hey brother, i just did the kobe byrant last night and scored 20 times
nice man

by euinaux April 22, 2016


Kobe wright

ugly stupid fat dont got no butt she look like a toilet and a donkey

KOBe wright ugh she looks like a doonkey

by It's savage September 13, 2020