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To completely incinerate a bowl and inhale until goods are depleted.
Miami Heat.
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when a girl with long arms is taking it from behind and she reaches to the side or underneath and either spreads his buttcheeks or slaps his ass and yells "massauces"
"ey what are you doin"
"massauces"
"girl you a freak, but i like it"
"I keeps it real bitch u dont know shit bout the moons over miami"
"well i do now"
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One of the most cancerous and dumbest fan-bases out of all the NFL fan-bases, main reason for this is because they are from Florida a state holding some of the dumbest people in the U.S, they are almost the sole reason why America is stereotyped to be full of dumb and retarded people. Miami Dolphins fans often live in the past mentioning their undefeated and perfect season in 1972 the only reason why their team is notable and relevant, if you mention this they will mention all the great years they had with Dan Marino and how great of a team they were and how great of a player Dan Marino is they will often try to hide the fact that Dan Marino never won a Superbowl. Their main strategy when it comes to shit talking is to live in the past and mention on how their team once was. Due to their team being shit and irrelevant now a days whenever they end up making it to the playoffs they will talk about how their team is gonna be great again and how they are gonna be relevant again then once next season rolls around and they end up being trash again they will be silenced.
(Kid 1) "Hey is that kid retarded? For some reason he likes to say the name Dan Marino a lot" (Kid 2) "No he is just a Miami Dolphins fan"
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A spin off of the show "Dance Moms" but they're wayyyyy better because the choreographers are actually people not 8000 pound whales
Person 1: Did you see dance moms Miami last night?
Person 2: Gurlllll it was fierce!!! ;)
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A Miami-Jack-in-the-Box is when a guy takes a small cardboard box (like a jack-in-the-box) with a lid, cuts out the bottom, places his penis through it, has a girl open it with her mouth, and then she gives him a blow job.
There is no example for the Miami Jack-in-the-Box.
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Another breed of a Miami Dolphins fan. They are often middle aged men who know absolutey nothing about football or the Miami Dolphins. They only like the Miami Dolphins because they like the Teal uniforms or the color rush uniforms. Most of these "Fans" don't even live in Florida and they don't even know a single player on the current team and only know about Dan Marino. These guys will go all over the world wearing the Miami Dolphins jersey's pretending to be fans of the Dolphins. In order to spot one of these guys they will often shout out the word Dan Marino.
(Guy 1) "Hey that guy is screaming Dan Marino in middle of nowhere for some reason" (Guy 2) "Those are a common breed of a Miami Dolphins fan they like to do that to make themselves look like they watch Football"
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The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.
"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."
or
"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"