Pistol Player

(n.) A person who points a gun at another person, but won't pull the trigger because they don't have the heart to do it.

Person 1: Look out! That guy's got a gun!

Person 2: I know that guy. He's not gonna shoot anybody. He's nothing but a pistol player.

fashion player

typicaly used to describe sum1 who will spend ridiculous amounts of money on items of clothing because of the name/logo on said item

note: this term is often used by townies/rude tings to kiss each other's asses

person A: Dude! i just bought these NIKE SHOCKS!!!!!
person B: Thats well good! How much?
person A: £120 brother!!!!
person B: COOL!!!!!!

Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating

I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking

Team player

Someone who is there for the team and assisting them for a win

Damn Ryan Nolan has 6 assists in fortnite he’s a real team player

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Oboe player

Argueably one of the most bizzarre species of band geek. These people's brains are compromised by immese amounts of pressure building up in their heads as they work to push a ton of air through that tiny little reed. Their approximate male to female ratio is 1:3. They do not get much drama in their section which can probably be attributed to their small numbers and tendancy not to care very much about anything but their reeds. Oh yeah, harm an oboe reed or threaten to, and they will freak out on you. Contrary to popular belief, the oboe is not used often for masturbation (not only do the players not tend to be very pervy, but it's just too small!) Oboe players can usually play at least one other instrument too. Thus, they are bisectional.

I am an oboe player. Oooh, pretty colors!

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baseball player

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl

friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”

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