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A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.
Dude, my bro quit smoking Cold Turkey style, that took a damn long time.
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A girl who goes to ever single bonfire in the deserts, they dance to foot loose because that's the only song they know how to dance to. They wear short short that shows their ugly thigh tattoo, Walmart cowgirl boots, a short tight famous shirt that shows their beer belly, and a flat billed hat. They have slept with pretty much every single person who has a truck and talks down to them, they claim they can out ride anyone on a dirt bike but can't even afford fuel to put in their imaginary dirtbike. They get offended when you say the will be a horrible mother for saying they will bring their kid to every bonfire
Did you see dirt turkey Sara last night at apex? She was bouncing around each truck last night trying to get a good dicking.
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turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time
guy: hey did you see them turkey baps?
girl: yeah its becky :)
jordan is awesome
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After gorging on a Thanksgiving feast, distastefully exposing your entire family, including your grandma, to the perverse joys of urbandictionary.com
Sibling 1: Hey wasn't it hilarious last night when mom guessed the definition of arabian goggles on her first attempt?
Sibling 2: Ya, that was awesome. We were totally Turkey Slummin' it.
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Turkey neck is when a dirty bitch gobble gobbling on that fat cock!!
Yo, Jennifer gave me that good turkey neck last night!!
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The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".
My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.
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a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
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