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One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.
Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
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Sometimes a weirdo but otherwise a cool butterfly,or polar bear from the town of Quantum in a land far far away that you can only get to in a special igloo.
Vanessa Duncan knows how to go on amazing adventures.
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Originally from El Salvador (*cough* crap *cough*), a very attractive young lady who is in love with a very attractive Ecuadorian and never stops talking about him and his gigantic balls. Usually found sitting in the cafeteria by herself (she has limited friends) staring at the attractive Ecuadorian
"hey vanessa wutchu doin?"
"o nothing just admirin dat sexi motherfuker ova der"
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dirty bitch, that gets ass fucked in the back of a dumpster
hey do you want a dirty vanessa tonight? im feeling pretty hard
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To fuck up epicly, on a tweet or in life in general
to pull a vanessa i'd have to be a failure
Oh my god, I pulled a Vanessa on that tweet!
I got CUM on my shirt on accident, I pulled a Vanessa
DON'T PULL A VANESSA, GURLL :D
Did you see that idiot? She pulled a Vanessa!
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The most evil and skank like person in the universe of her asshole. SO UNBELIEVABLY SMOL AND UGLY
############suCKMYSHROK o5
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The definition of a bAAAAd bIIIIItch
no fr she cute
"why are u such a vanessa-rose"
"well im a bad bitch, and cute, so thats why. DONT COME FOR ME"
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