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When you go down on a woman who is menstruating and pop back up and you look like the joker.
I went down on my girlfriend and she gave me the joker.
The Joker is a fictional character, a comic book supervillain appearing in DC Comics publications. The character was created by Jerry Robinson, Bill Finger, and Bob Kane, and first appeared in Batman #1 (April 25, 1940). Credit for the character's creation is disputed; Kane and Robinson claimed responsibility for the Joker's design, while acknowledging Finger's writing contribution. Although the Joker was planned to be killed off during his initial appearance, he was spared by editorial intervention, allowing the character to endure as the archenemy of the superhero Batman.
In his comic book appearances, the Joker is portrayed as a criminal mastermind. Introduced as a psychopath with a warped, sadistic sense of humor, the character became a goofy prankster in the late 1950s in response to regulation by the Comics Code Authority, before returning to his darker roots during the early 1970s. As Batman's nemesis, the Joker has been part of the superhero's defining stories, including the murder of Jason Todd—the second Robin and Batman's ward—and the paralysis of Batman's ally, Barbara Gordon. The Joker has had various origin stories during his over seven decades in publication. The most common story is where he falls into a tank of chemical waste which bleaches his skin white, turns his hair green and his lips bright red; the resulting disfigurement drives him insane.
One of the most iconic characters in popular culture, the Joker has been cited as one of the greatest comic book villains and fictional characters ever created. He appears in a variety of merchandise, such as clothing and collectable items, real-world structures (such as theme park attractions) and references in a number of media. The Joker has been Batman's adversary in live-action and animated incarnations, including the 1960s Batman television series (played by Cesar Romero) and in film by Jack Nicholson in 1989's Batman and Heath Ledger in 2008's The Dark Knight (earning Ledger a posthumous Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor). Mark Hamill, Brent Spiner, Michael Emerson, Richard Epcar, Troy Baker, and others have voiced the animated character.
When you go down on a chick on her period well after she holds you back and tells you to stop, that's when you look at her with blood on your face and say, "let's put a smile on that face!!!!", then proceed to continue.
"Oh my god he gave me the Joker last night"
-"well sometimes heroes don't wear capes Samantha"
when you take a shit and it keeps peeping out of your butthole but then goes back inside. this is one of the most annoying shits you can take.
"when if the joker gonna come out"
A friend or co-worker whose only objective in life seems to be looking for funny (or supposed to be funny) stuff in the net and then force you to look at it together with him.
.George: "I can't believe they haven't fired Mark yet."
John: "I fear the editor in chief is starting to love all that goddamn spam stuff he keeps mailing to the whole office all the day... That's what an e-joker does."
George: "Oh... Ok. I'm off."
Mark:"Hey George, did you checked your e-mail recently? Huh? Huh?"
The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
I pulled the joker poker on her last night
When someone starts rambling/monologuing about "society" and how much it sucks.
"I don't know what's up with Jared, he's been jokering for like an hour straight"