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Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.
I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist
During oral sex, the women shall take off her clothes and her bikini. The man shall take the bikini and hold it with his right hand. Right when the couple is about to do vaginal sex, the man shall beat her up and spill the blood and Catch the blood with her bikini. The next time the man makes fillet mignon, he shall cook it in her blood bath while praising Satan for forgiveness. This act is typically committed once, because the cops show up the next day.
Yo I finally finished the louisiana blood bandana
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To shit in a female's mouth, after which you shovel it out with your dick and splatter paint on her chest. (Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket).
She said she was the dirtiest girl i'd ever met, but then she experienced the Louisiana Bean Dip.
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Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.
Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.
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As a defensive move in the early 1960’s, multiple parishes in Louisiana passed ordinances to create a loop-hole to legitimize prostitution, providing that some measure of proof could be supplied that any acts were both mutual and reciprocated. The loop-hole rested on the common practice of Cajuns to leverage their affection for the taste of Hooker Pussy as a means to avoid cash tips for prostitutes. However, not all Cajun men would honor this “swamp brother” courtesy due to cheapness or out of sibling rivalry. As a result, hosts for prostitution parties would commonly serve Shrimp with their Hookers as a means to both mask the breath of their patrons as well as provide fiduciary evidence that a patron “may” have reciprocated, thus legitimizing any act or exchange. As a result, parties where Hookers and Shrimp are presented are commonly referred to as a Louisiana Ho-Down.
Boudreaux: “What say you tell that peace offer that makes him let you go after your brother’s Louisiana Ho-Down?”
Thibodeaux: “I say ‘my sisters a damn lier!!! Smell my breath’, he did and I’s gone frog jiggin.”
Cookiedeaux: “You call me a lier one more time and you’re gonna find your nads redder than a crawfish up a racoon’s ass !!”
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A beautiful, awesometastic place where the people are kind, careing and giving! The food is yummy! The culture is true! A wonderful place to be!
The home of the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival!
I can't wait for Labor Day! We gonna party it up at the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival drinkin some Hurricanes in "Morgan City, Louisiana"!
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N. daniel fisher is a flaming bag of poop
that kid had the coolest louisiana hot pocket
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