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A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.
"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."
the coolest tier of mitchness, if you are a mitch mutha fucka, you rock.
John: Whats up mitch mutha fucka!
Mitch: nothin.
John: dude, cool.
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A very sexy post on social media
Chris posted a mitch pic that got 5000 likes
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Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.
Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.
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Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.
It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.
A weed smoking, bad bitch fucking, white kid with a 8 inch dick.
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When your face looks either like a turtle or Mitch McConnell then you have a Resting Mitch Face or RMF.
"Dude. That guy has a Resting Mitch Face."
"No man. That RMF is Mitch McConnell."
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