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A description of a car used mainly by those who think their brother's car is the best in the world (Daz).
My brother's car has a sports bonnet!!!
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the act of having an uncircumsized penis.
Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods
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A sport nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her favorite sport(s).
-dude do you now when brazil won the world cup?
-you're kidding right?
-no bro.
-oh fuck man, Brazil won the world cup in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002. Don't you now that bro and i'm not finished in the last match.....
-calm down bro. You are a totally a sport nut.
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The practice of supporting and cheering for one’s national or local sports team, no matter how good or bad, simply because one happens to be a citizen of a particular country or town.
There was a sudden epidemic of sports patriotism on Facebook, as Indian cricket fans tried to outdo each other in rooting for their national team.
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a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. Not good for watering plants or the lawn. Not good to use if you want to get drunk either. Not good for your masculinity at all. Agreat way to make fun of your friends that drink lite beer.
Hey Jason pass me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?
Hey Jason michelobe ultra's bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!
I can fit into my sexy pants now that I only drink sports beer.
Sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.
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The Chav's haven for 'smart' clothing.
Overpriced 'branded' designer (if you consider Nike/Adidas/Puma that) sports gear that is the cornerstone of the upperclass Chav's/Wally's/Scally's dressing style (lowerclass Chavs will resort to bootleg, counterfeit goods on market stalls). A Store containing everything from street corner ranges to 'Look at me blad, gayn to ma bredrins funeral/weddin layyk..check ma shoes innit doh' occasional clothing. Though clothing from that store is regarded as stylish - especially around the SE , E and N postal areas in London , the rest of the country and of society regard it as trash.
The Chav's idea of looking smart and stylish is buying a t-shirt from 'JD Sports' (laaaykkkk) , keeping the tagging, probably 'Nike' , a pair of grey, expensive jogging bottoms and topping it off with trainers the colour of the rainbow, also costing a weeks worth of benefit support/a day's mugging/stealing.
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An activity engaged in by fat, sweaty jocks with no sex drive, that somehow makes them less pathetic than sci-fi fans who go to conventions and bone geek-chicks.
My wife has been boning the mailman, but I don't care, more time for me to play my fantasy sports.
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