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when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face
damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye
1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.
2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!
When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
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The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.
Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?
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While it is very similar to the male version of the "tea bag", this action is a little more intense, it requires leaving the stampee's forehead coated with a film of vaginal juices, using a stamping effect.
"How would you like a squid stamp?!" "Are you into squid stamping?" "Go ahead, I'll trade you a tea bag for a squid stamp!"
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The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.
Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.
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A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.
Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.
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