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Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head
That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time
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While having sex, you blurt out the name of someone else you want to have sex with more than the current person you are engaged with.
"While having sex with my girlfriend last night, I honest abed and yelled out my ex's name."
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1) When an unconscious person gets their face skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
2) He freed the negros.
3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?
4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.
"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy."
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"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
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"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
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"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."
"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."
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an Abe Lincoln is when ur about to ejaculate and u proceed to make ur release all over her face where a beard like Abe Lincoln's would go and then u shave off ur pubes and let them fall on her face creating a beard.
note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an Abe Lincoln, and if they like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a merkin
My girlfriend got a job in the circus after i gave her an Abe Lincoln.
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A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason
Often given to strippers
I gave that stripper a salty abe
Abraham, a pretty cool guy, very chill and hangs out with the boys. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him so he dresses the way he wants. But this man has split personality, once he turns into Homo abe......run. This creature name Homo abe will grab your ass, say gay slurs and will smooch you on the cheeks.
Used by Danny Gonzalez (again); referring to the group of people on Instagram who are known for their Ab Comedy.
Brent Rivera is a member of the Ab Crew.