I ain't giving no fucks

1. Meaning: This phrase means that the person doesn't care one bit.

Example: Carter: Dude I got a dub on Fortnite
Sam: I ain't giving no fucks about you winning
Carter: ...

boy ain't no way boy

when you're absolutely dumbfounded and utterly shocked

Jeremy: Yo, do you read any superhero comics?
John: Yeah, I love My Hero Academia!
Jeremy: boy ain't no way boy
God: boy ain't no way boy

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Your mother ain't shit

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.

Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!

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this shit ain't fucking right

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

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there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.

*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

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Eve ain't in your garden

You're gay

"Cocaine and drinkin' with your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can

Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way

Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way"

- Lil Nas X

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You Ain't the Boss of Me!

It is what bad-ass rebels say to an authority figure when they tell them to do something. God, you guys are so cool. I hate you.

Mrs. Klingensmith: Now Nick, don't smoke pot behind church that's very disrespectful.

Nick, the bad-ass: You ain't the boss of me!

Mrs. Klingensmith: Give me the joint, bitch!

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