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Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.
Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!
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(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.
I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.
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Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.
"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."
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When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.
Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
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when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.
I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock
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To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.
Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"
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the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up
jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah
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