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When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)
AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.
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The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.
That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.
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When you poop into a tube sock. Then as your fucking a girl from behind you slap her on the ass and back with it.
I love it when you poop into a tube sock and give me an Alaskan Bullwhip.
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The Alaskan octopussy is when the man takes everyone of his arms, legs, penis,head,etc. and shoves them all in to the pussy creating the octopussy
"wow i couldsure have my pussy slammed rite now"
"try the alaskan octopussy you bitch"
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when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom
Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?
Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.
Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.
Jill: Word.
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When a guy is plowing a chick and he pisses in her pussy
Damn...Jack gave me an Alaskan Firedragon last night. I had piss dripping from me for hours!
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Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court
"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
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