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A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.
Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert
A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.
Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.
Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
The place to be
Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!
how would you explain paige albert in 3 words?
a bad bitch
The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.
Karl tolentino asked: Asan na Akarin GF ko?
Roehan replies: Albert Beldad
Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic
Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.