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Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.
--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."
--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"
The type of d.j. at a nightclub mostly full of underage people who’s music only sounds good after you’ve had a few drinks
Oh my god I hate being the sober friend, this bar is full of alcohol d.j’s
Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”
Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.
I'm going to take a Alcoholic Aquarium!
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A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.
I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!