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some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".
Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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Margdarshak is an initiative of Careerlinked Education Council, we provide career guidance to the students, online career counselling, educational planning
"At Margdarshak we began to reinvent career development from the ground up, starting with a few assumptions"
That the career decision-making services available to students at school and college are pathetically ineffective. Perhaps more than 85% of us are in the wrong career. This is an unrecognised national disgrace in a country like India. This includes not only the people who have obviously failed to find a suitable career, but many others who are in a job that only partially fits their talents, abilities, personality, etc.
Careerlinked Education Council A1/43-44, Sewak Park, NSIT Road Dwarka Mor Metro Station
New Delhi – 110059
Mob: +91- 8368566224
Careerlinked Education Tel: 011 – 6543 55 88
mail@careerlinked.org
#CareerCounselling #CareerGuidance #EducationAdvisorinIndia
Careerlinked Education Council is an apex organization set up under section 8 of MCA Government of India for making policies and planning to meet the urgent requirements of career education and bridge the gap between degrees and career competencies.
Our core competencies are in managing a person's career from ambition till achievements. We have developed appropriate and effective pedagogical tools, learning & skills management system and career assessment technology, helpful in career planning and improving chances of success in life.
Career Counselling|Career Guidance|Education Advisor in India
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
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The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.