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Billie Joe Armstrong

The hottest man in the history of humanity

Billie Joe Armstrong is so hot

by Billie Joe Armstrong's wife February 22, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


billie joe armstrong

The lead singer for the band Green Day. Thought wildly attractive mostly by fat unpopular teenage girls who believe shopping at Hot Topic is a rebellious act. Crap musicmaker who's only cutting-edge or shocking in the MTV universe. He's also about 20 years older than his target audience, making him eerily close to that 40 year-old guy who hangs out at the high school hitting on freshman chicks.

OMG I love that Green Day song they play all the time at Hot Topic--Billie Joe Armstrong is such a hottie. I want another Cinnabon.

by R.J. Portland September 27, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


taylor ann armstrong

to love with this girl, you must be a greek worrior, or(andrew)

"hey did you love taylor ann armstrong?"

"nah, that nigga andrew does that."

by bob navada May 30, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.

1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


billie joe armstrong

you can also see sell out

guitar/singer of green day who sold out with the releases of minority and american idiot. Little kids and tweens everywhere listen to this pop shit. yes no punk or rock about it

by DARBY CRASH June 5, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


Billie Joe Armstrong

the hottest guitar player/singer in the world. He is in the band GreenDay. His eyes are dark green and he's to hot to explain.

x: Billie is so hot!

x: Ya he is.

x: Get away from him bitch hes mine

by fucker May 30, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


billie joe armstrong

Frontman of the crap band named Greenday. Extememly bad guitar player, all he does is play repetivive power chords and my little sister can play what he considers his "solos". Sold out with the album American Idiot. Ugly as hell, with teenyboppers that have no taste in music or men chase after him. Greenday sucks, pop punk sucks, mtvnagers suck. It sickens me how terrible bands such as Greenday, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, or whatever crap get record deals and get famous, yet extremely talented players and bands that are 1000x better than them struggle to make a living.

Anyone that listens to Greenday or likes BJ needs to get a taste in music. Try listening to some Dream Theater, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Racer X, Old Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Dragonforce, Slayer, Ozzy Osbourne, Opeth, Pantera, Testament, Arch enemy, Black Label Society, Nile, SRV, etc.

by Matt Tsang August 29, 2005

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