A long line of diagnosed idiots. Usually tends to contain baby like features, and earns sympathy from others concerned about such a condition.
Doctor: I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do, your just an ashton
Is a fat asshole who can’t do a single thing right
Man that dude is such a Ashton
Super cute and amazingly gorgeous. Should be a model,but isn’t because they’re modest. But not really they’re a brat. Offend them and pay with your life because they ain’t messing around. If you ever encounter one, bring chocolate and money.
Lennnieiy: wow what a pretty girl.
Gina: ya, that’s Ashton
Lennnieiey wow she’s like a model
Gina: hotdog
Ashton is a truly wonderful person. He's kind, sweet, he's anything you could ever want. He will make you truly happy, with a bit of a price to pay. Ashton is like a breath of fresh air, an amazing human being. He is exceptional. Ashton is good at poetry, and knows his way around words. He knows exactly what will hurt you most and what will make you feel the best. He'll say either depending how he's feeling. Ashton can be set off at what seems to be small things, but to him are not. To completely unlock this puzzle of a person, you need to have lots of empathy, you need to be able to see things from *his* perspective. Ashton will love you completely, to the end of time, if you let him. He will protect you at all costs and go to great lengths to make sure you're okay. Love is no joke to him, but nothing else matters when he's smitten with someone. If you're friends with this type of Ashton, prepare to be tossed aside when he finds love, but don't leave him. Reassure him that as his friend, you'll be there no matter what. He may not know it, but he needs that the most. Be careful with an Ashton, it can be the most exhilarating experience in your life, or it can be what destroys you.
Person 1: Hey! It's Ashton. Who's that beside him?
Person 2: That's my friend, they're dating Ashton now. She says he's the best thing that's ever happened to her. Ashton hasn't replied to me since they got together, but it's not because she asked him to.
Person 1: So he just tossed you aside?
Person 2: Maybe. I'll be here for both of them if they need anything, though.