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Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”
“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”
“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”
“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”
“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
Asshole who won't teleport to you.
You know who you are.
"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)
Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.
Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.
The greatest discord on the planet
Bro this distance discord is DOPEEEE
Precautions that should be taken against incoming calls, messages and notifications by other people during pandemic.
I am going to go crazy, I look at the phone more than usual. I want digital distancing too urgent.
Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.