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Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.

I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.

by Reginald Laserbeam July 15, 2015

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banter soup

A delicious broth made up of only the best banter. Best served scalding hot.

'He just served up a steaming bowl of banter soup'

'She has been dishing out stone cold gazpacho all day'

by Soup Chef November 12, 2011

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Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.

In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

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Brain Soup

An condition where your thoughts are jumbled and your brain is just generally not functioning well. This is metaphor comparing the unorganized thoughts to food items floating about a soup without any direction. This is often caused by overworking yourself, having a hangover, or something similar. It's comparable to being brain dead.

Guy 1: How are you feeling this morning man? You were pretty messed up last night.

Guy 2: I have brain soup right now, I can hardly even think of a way to respond. Don't let me drink that much again for at least two weeks.

by Mr.BDC March 29, 2011

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otaku soup

1) When a group of otaku stay at a swank hotel (such as the Mariott at Copley Sq.) for an anime convention (such as Anime Boston), and hang out and socialize in the jacuzzi. Otaku gazpacho would be the same thing, except they're in the swimming pool instead.

2) Ramen

1) Come on in! Join the otaku soup! The water's great, and we're having a great time laughing it up and discussing anime and manga. ^_^

2) I'm hungry. I think I'll make otaku soup for lunch. *gets ramen noodles out of the pantry and cooks them*

by Allison Bobb August 5, 2008

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Nigga soup

The act of cleaning your pot pipe by boiling it in water.

Friend: My pipe is so filthy.
You: We should make nigga soup.

by hystericblitz January 24, 2012

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soup shower

when one places some sort of soup or stock making medium in the shower head of another persons shower for a practical joke. when the person who owns the shower turns on the shower it spews soup or stock depending on the ingredient. both bouillion and stock cubes can be used aswell as cup of soups of unused packets of supernoodle/ramen noodle powder.

man i just soup showered johnny ferrier and he caught a rash afterwards

by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009

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