A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.
A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
The slang for: "a huge penis"
"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"
In the middle of the Social Scale.
I'm a socially average kid, Ma'am!
Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
Some numpty with NO friends who sits on discord for days on end making useless arguments on a trashy discord server because they can have a power-trip and nobody can do a thing about it . They REEK of BO and they never use deodorant. Also, they shower (at max) once a week.
The Average Anime Fan loves to have a power-trip on discord.
The act of being finger blasted whilst driving a vehicle.
Just pulled past a beat up Toyota on the road, driving and swerving.
When I pulled past the driving was getting an average Nebraskan so guess that explains it