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Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.

At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

by OldManPatterson February 14, 2013


Bunny Bacon

Raw ass pussy that's tore up from the floor up, tore back from the door back, and dem curtains stepped on like a door matt, sagging lower then a old woman's fun bags.

Damn, i was gonna hit that shit but she had some Bunny Bacon pussy lips.

That bitch tried feeding me her Bunny Bacon.
Can we have Bunny Bacon for breakfast dad?
That chick been fucked so much that she cooking Bunny Bacon downstairs.

by mypimpPONY April 1, 2013


Bacon Borrowed

When you "borrow" something edible/consumable without someone's permission, that probably, won't be missed, with no intention of ever, ever, giving it back.

Where did you guys get all these jello shots?

We bacon borrowed them from Hogtown last weekend when we visited them.

by AssTek November 21, 2012


bacon salt

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself

the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us

by reetle July 31, 2008


The Bacon Hammock

The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.

Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?

Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.

Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.

Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.

by infernlmagician October 16, 2009


Bacon Lettuce

A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.

I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.

Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.

Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.

by Arrachne July 10, 2015

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Gay Bacon

A sweat, sour, and colorful rainbow strip of candy made by Airheads (or similar brand) that resembles a bacon strip.

Yes, I would like some Gummi bears, some purple Swedish fish, and a package of gay bacon.

by Scootsie Double Day May 19, 2011

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