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The bald eagle

when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled

1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last

2..you i just balled that eagle

by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 7, 2003

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Bald and toothless

One who lacks hair and teeth, and thus resembles an overgrown baby. Often pronounced with an "f".

The bald and toothless boy angered the teacher with his comments and slouching posture.

"I am not bald and toofless!"

by Sprago January 19, 2009

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The Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches

by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt September 6, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bald eagle

a hairless cok

that kids so young hes got a bald eagle

by Matt Jones February 23, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


bald fucker

a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head

person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

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Bald tapper

When you are having sex with a woman and she takes off her wig so that you can bust a load on her bald head. After which you should proceed to tap her head like you would for a child and then slap your dad's ass with the same hand.

That lass Baishani is nasty, she likes to play the bald tapper with all her friend's sons.

by LilNiggle February 24, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bald Ego

When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.

"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."

by dkjner November 21, 2009

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