Barney guttman, a trans teen in a the infamous show, dead end paranormal park.
“whats your favorite dead end character?”
“Barney Guttman.”
An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.
Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!
When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.
Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.
Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.
Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.
Cr:Human
My god is Barney The Snowman.
They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed
Leo Usher and Barney Ray are way loud