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The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"
When two male nurses give a male patient a bath.
Hey John, let's go give my patient a bro bath.
a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.
"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "
When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.
Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.
"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."
When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
“Oi Johnny bananas. We’re heading to the strip club”
Johnny: “run the bath”
The art of getting wanked off whilst having a bath, often in Tadcaster
"Ere luv, get taps on, I need a Hayley Bath"