bathroom bandit

An individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse

Co-worker: "Hey man why are your pants so wet did you piss yourself?"

Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"

Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"

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bathroom time

Your gonna fuck in the bathroom

R: Leah said we were gonna have bathroom time
J: that means your gonna fuck!!

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bathroom game

A simple game which can be played quickly and easily in a short period of time (e.g. Solitaire, minesweeper, monkey ball). Often played by individuals on their cell phones while using the bathroom.

I just bought bejeweled for my iPhone. It's a great bathroom game.

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"Using The Bathroom"

the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.


Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.

i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.

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The Bathroom Guy

Some insane guy who cleans the bathroom and asks for tips at the Big E, and gets weirder by the year and says totally crazy things I will not repeat.

The bathroom guy sure is insane.

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bathroom cake

When a man has sex in a bathroom and grabs the urinal cake and shoves it up his partners ass.

Ron did a bathroom cake last night.

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Public Bathrooms

The most under maintained appliance in the world

Public bathrooms should never exist

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