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A person who is either A: Someone who is gay or bisexual and afraid to show it in public or B: Gay and tries to hide it by calling other people gay to seem 'cool' (straight).
A: Ben had always been a closet homosexual, but was afraid to tell anyone close to him.
B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.
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A man of homosexual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating
Jim's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents
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A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).
I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.
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A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde
She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.
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A person who is a racist, and tries to hide that fact, and their speech tries to avoid the label even though their actions confirm it.
They keep dogging President Obama because they are a closet bigot.
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A furry who hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Steve might be a Closet Furry.
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The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.
It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas
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