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It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.
Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!
Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.
A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle
Last night I got so wasted. We were doin stiff picklers all night
A fancy way of calling someone a "STIFF". This is a person that is very lazy or extremly bad at something. The "e" on the end is silent and it makes the "i" long.
"Ohh Kent you may have to play cather this game, Gernick issss aaaa "STIFFE!!!""
Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.
Guy 1: *Throws a ball very good*
Guy 2: Omg thats a real Stiffe throw
Guy 3:* Epicly dies*
A very strong mixed drink
after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face