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The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach
Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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I've been smoking for a really long time
Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"
Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
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A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.
Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.
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A well known Australian statement first made in January 1992 by Western Australian Cricketer 'Frank Halliwell' towards international cricketer 'Tom Moody' during a cricket game at the WACA stadium. Tom stated, "he wont be out here long" and was replied to by Frank "Youve been sniffing too much glue mate" (resulting in a huge response of laughter from players, members of the WACA and those in the crowd including Tom himself)
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.
Hey, I can kick that ball further than any of you
"Youve been sniffing too much glue"
Knowledge that someone is talking about you when you were not present.
Your ears must have been ringing, I could not stop telling people about you.
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Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
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