belts and braces

Two-fold protection, overly cautious (used in UK). Belts and suspenders (the US).

Babies, that's why I always wear a condom, two if the girl's ugly... belts and braces.

3👍 1👎

A Red Belt

A red belt is only aachieved after mastering the scarlet mustache and bloody butterfly in one night! It doesnt have to be with the same chick!

Dude I got a red belt last night!

With your girl?

Hell no two dirty scoes I picked up at the bar! They were DIRTY!

3👍 1👎

Chastity belt

Something we all need. Fer sure.

I need to stop thinking about sex, I need to refrain from jerking. Someone get me a chastity belt.

If everyone wore a legit chastity belt there wouldn't be sluts or rapists.

73👍 89👎

Poverty Belt

Poverty Belt is a growing term being used by people who live in the northeastern US to describe Central New York. Central New York is a geographical region of upstate New York which lies between the Catskill mountains and the Adirondacks. It is comprised of the cities Albany, Utica, Syracuse, Binghamton, Buffalo and Rochester (which is often referred to as Crotch-Chester). Common characteristics of this region which account for the name include scarcity of jobs, high unemployment, a shrinking population and a crumbling infrastructure. The "belt" part of the term comes from the way the aforementioned cities are horizontally situated close to the New York state thruway which runs from East to West through the middle part of the state.

-Where do you come from?
-I grew up in the Poverty Belt?
-Where's that?
-Central New York.

-Syracuse a tough place to make a living.
-Why's that.
-It's situated in the Poverty Belt.
-The what?

14👍 13👎

cashtity belt

Like a chastity belt, but with a money slot so you can insert cash and the belt will open for a certain amount of time-- depending on how much money you put in, of course. Essentially, a parking meter for your penis.

Damn, I was so mad that I didn't have any cash on me, cause mike's mom was wearing a cashtity belt.

4👍 2👎

meat belt

excess skin on the hips and waist.

"That ain't no muffin top, that's a meat belt!"

4👍 2👎

Borscht Belt

The Eastern states with predominantly-large poor Orthodox Ashkenazim (refujews migrating from Russia, hence the 'borscht' tomato soup).
Some argue that this name is giving humorously to the summer vacation resorts of up-state New York, but it has grown since to include most of the eastern states, too.

Borscht Belt, a.k.a. Borscht Circuit.

6👍 4👎