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Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen
Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth
does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
does giving birth cause PTSD?
To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!
Confused Man: What?!
Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
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to take a poo.
to deficate.
release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
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to take a poo.
to deficate.
release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
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To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.