A female or a male who looks good from a block away but is ugly up close
Damn now that that girl got up close I didn't realize she was a blocker
Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.
My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.
The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
This phrase is used to block potential spoilers in the YouTube mobile app comments. As the first comment is automatically displayed, writing "Spoiler blocker" makes people like that comment and ultimately makes "Spoiler blocker" the first and top comment to be displayed and hence preventing potential spoilers in videos.
*Opens YouTube app*
*Sees a Jarno Opmeer PSGL video*
*Unintentionally looks at the comments*
*Video doesn't gets spoiled as the first comment is Spoiler blocker*